The Full Story
About
Epsteinsoap.com was founded by a U.S. Marine and an Australian immigrant. After traveling the world, the family settle in southeast Wyoming for a quieter life in the early 2000s.
We have always been keenly attuned to Politics, Culture, and History and weave this passion into every product and design. We adore Meme Culture with its inherent irreverence towards the clownish, foolish, and insane. Like the "Tall Poppy Syndrome" in Australia, anyone who gets a little too self important, can be cut down to size. Everything is on the table and everyone is fair game, as it should be.
As with any people in recent years, we have wanted more than the standard corporate world could offer with its artificial vanilla flavor. So we created our Meme Based business and launched the most unique soap on a rope to date.
Mission
Our Mission is provide the best quality products and unique designs that will entertain and amuse. We farm the fertile fields of the Internet to find the finest ingredients to mix into all that we provide.
Vision
We know that Vision is important, otherwise you cannot see the memes and Epstein Soap On A Rope. Your best plan is to undergo an Eye Exam every two years, so that one can maintain health and correct any issues before the become to great to manage. Budgeting for the additional expense of glasses or contacts can be daunting, however tucking aside a small amount each month can help cushion the impact to your budget.
What? You were expecting sanitized corporate speak? Oh you Sweet Summer Child.
